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From: "Stephen Hall" <sossteve@...>
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2003 22:08:43 -0700
From Sylvia Grider

Don't delete until you have read the last part. Joy


  UNUSUAL MERGERS


The last few years have seen many company mergers.  
Here are some possible mergers to expect in the future:

1.  Xerox and Wurlitzer:  They're going to make reproductive organs.

2.  Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:  New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild.

3.  Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:  New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

4.  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace
Company:  New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

5.  3M & Goodyear:  MMMGood

6.  John Deere & Abitibi-Price:  Deere Abi

7.  Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:  Honey, I'm Home

8.  Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:  Mine, All Mine

9.  Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:  Zip Audi Do-Da

10.  Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:  Knott NOW!

11.  Netscape & Yahoo:  Net 'n' Yahoo

12.  Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp

There's another "merger" that took place years ago even more unbelievable
than any of those listed above.  What do you get when you merge the
omnipotent God of the universe with human flesh and blood?  Jesus Christ,
the only being who ever lived who could rightfully wear both the title "Son
of God" and the title "Son of Man".  Understanding why God, in loving
humility, would be willing to stoop so low for our benefit remains a
mystery, but it is the foundation of our hope.


". . . . Christ Jesus: Who, being in very nature God, did not consider
equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing,
taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness.  And
being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became
obedient to death -- even death on a cross!"
Philippians 2:5b-7, NIV


Praise be to God for the "merger" that offers us life!

Have a God filled week!



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 The apostles turned the world upside-down 
because their hearts had been turned right-side up.