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From: clean-hewmor@... [mailto:clean-hewmor@...] 
Sent: Tuesday, May 09, 2000 11:24 AM
Subject: [Clean-Hewmor] Twenty Customers Like You



A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your
patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Gosh, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted
Smith. "you know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

The factory owner said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The
problem is, I have two hundred."
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The Rascals are Exposed:
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 
employees with the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have been arrested for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are current defendants in lawsuits
*In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up?





It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.  The same group that 
perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep
the 
rest of us in line.

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