Good Morning Jan:
I am going on vacation and since this is my work e-mail address I am
unsubcribing until we get back. Then I will resubscribe with my home e-mail
address. It has been so long since I signed up on this list I do not
remember what e-mail server it is under. Please tell me how to unsubscribe.
God Bless
di
-----Original Message-----
From: Janet Ross [mailto:jross@...]
Sent: Monday, May 22, 2000 12:28 AM
To: cog@...
Subject: [CoG] New Members
Hello . . .
Just a quick note to welcome our new members!
Please feel free to jump in with any discussion . . . don't be shy!
A friend just sent this to me . . . thought you'd enjoy it!
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Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and
having to make new ones, why don't
You just keep the ones You have?
-Amy
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill
each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on Sunday,
I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love
all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only four people in our
family and I can never do it.
-Nan
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat"
mean? Nobody will tell me.
-Love, Alison
Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it
just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in
Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
-Anita
Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look
like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the
countries?
-Jan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they
kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous
God? I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others
as they do unto you"? Because if You did,
then I'm going to really cream my brother.
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but
what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and
is my father mad! He said some
things about You that people are not supposed
to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You
who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I
thought it was supposed to be a
day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked
for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD,
If we come back as something - Please
don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
-Denise
Dear GOD,
If you give me a genie like Aladdin,
I will give You anything You
want, except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give
him a tail. Ha! Ha!
-Danny
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when
I get big but not with so much
hair all over.
-Tom
Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I
always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your
greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when
I'm not praying.
-Elliott
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I
like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born
but it doesn't sound
right. He's just kidding, isn't he?
-Marsha
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like
the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But
in Sunday school they said You did it.
So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You
made an ark on dry land you fool."
But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That's what I would do.
-Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a
better GOD. Well, I just want you
to know but I am not just saying that because
You are GOD already.
-Charles
Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with
purple until I saw the sunset You
made on Tuesday. That was cool.
-Eugene
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We look forward to getting to know each of you!
Blessings,
Jan Ross
jross@...
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