>Maxims for the Internet Age >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- > > 1. Home is where you hang your @ > 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. > 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. > 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. > 5. Great groups from little icons grow. > 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. > 7. C:\ is the root of all directories. > 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page. > 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. >10. The modem is the message. >11. Too many clicks spoil the browse. >12. The geek shall inherit the earth. >13. A chat has nine lives. >14. Don't byte off more than you can view. >15. Fax is stranger than fiction. >16. What boots up must come down. >17. Windows will never cease. >18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). >19. Virtual reality is its own reward. >20. Modulation in all things. >21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. >22. There's no place like http://www.home.com >23. Know what to expect before you connect. >24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice. >25. Speed thrills. >26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use > the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. >~~~~ > > Jeff and Belinda Smith - WilderLands Hold <>< Beaverton, OR <http://www.teleport.com/~thehold> ===================================================== "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world... "Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has!" ===================================================== Fight spam! Join C.A.U.C.E. <http://www.cauce.org>