[dragonraid] Internet Maxims from Ralph Doyon, in Connecticut, via Dave Roberts.

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From: Jeff Smith <thehold@...>
Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 11:04:36 -0800 (PST)
>Maxims for the Internet Age
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> 1.  Home is where you hang your @
> 2.  The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
> 3.  A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 
> 4.  You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. 
> 5.  Great groups from little icons grow. 
> 6.  Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. 
> 7.  C:\ is the root of all directories. 
> 8.  Don't put all your hypes in one home page. 
> 9.  Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. 
>10. The modem is the message.
>11. Too many clicks spoil the browse. 
>12.    The geek shall inherit the earth. 
>13. A chat has nine lives. 
>14.    Don't byte off more than you can view. 
>15. Fax is stranger than fiction. 
>16. What boots up must come down. 
>17. Windows will never cease.   
>18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). 
>19. Virtual reality is its own reward. 
>20. Modulation in all things. 
>21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. 
>22. There's no place like http://www.home.com 
>23. Know what to expect before you connect.    
>24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.    
>25. Speed thrills.
>26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use 
>      the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
>~~~~
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Jeff and Belinda Smith - WilderLands Hold        <><    
Beaverton, OR     <http://www.teleport.com/~thehold>
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