Fr. Charles, This sounds a lot like a "Bengal's Lament"! Take heart from the Yucs of the NFL,now the Super Bowl Champs, and respectfully referred to as the Bucs of Tampa Bay. I am sure Cincinnati's day will come> (Of course that is what the Chicago Cubs fans have been saying for years too!). Oh well there is always next year! Fr. David >From: "Charles Scott" <crscott@...> >Reply-To: faithandlife@... >To: faithandlife@... >Subject: [FaithandLife] EAGLES SCOUTS >Date: Sun, 26 Jan 2003 14:31:40 -0500 > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV >watching the Super Bowl? >A: The Philadelphia Eagles. > >Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham >have in common? >A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and invoke deities > >Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your >yard? >A: Put up goal posts. > >Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a >tornado? >A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown >there! > >Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super >Bowl ring? >A: A thief. > >Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football >team? >A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. > >Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia >Eagles play book was stolen? >A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. > >Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia >Eagles and a dollar bill? >A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > >Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a >Super Bowl? >A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. > >Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in >common? >A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road ! > >------------------------------------------------- > >We in Cincinnati have been taunted thusly for over a decade since the >Begnals lost their roar. > >Although this past year, folks from other cities have been kinder by >ignoring our shame after the Bengals were named the worst team in all >sports. That designation surely must include womens basketball and >synchronized swimming. > >It amazes me that Blue Chip City, whose denizens pride themselves on >private enterprise, individual initiative and the American way, has chosen >to give welfare payments to Mike Brown and his Bengals. We in Hamilton >county must pay for his new house for the Bengals for the next decade. > >I think Mike Brown missed his calling. Our government should have him >negotiating with the Iraqis and North Koreans. He is very good at >negotiating but a miserable failure at putting a competitive sports team on >the field. > >Charles+ > >_________________________________________________________________ >Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. >http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail > > >-- >To unsubscribe, send ANY message to ><faithandlife-unsubscribe@...> _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail