Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through teller machines.

Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have 
been drawn up. 

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances; MALE or 
FEMALE ... and remember them when you use the machine for the first time. 

MALE PROCEDURE 
1. Drive up to cash machine 
2. Put your car window down 
3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN 
4. Enter amount of cash desired to withdraw 
5. Retrieve cash, card & receipt 
6. Put window up 
7. Drive off 

FEMALE PROCEDURE 
1. Drive up to cash machine 
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window to machine 
3. Set parking Brake, put the window down 
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 
5. Turn the radio down 
6. Attempt to insert card into machine 
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive 
distance from the car 
8. Insert card 
9. Re-insert card the right way up 
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside 
back page 
11. Enter PIN. 
12. Press "CANCEL" and re-enter correct PIN. 
13. Enter amount of cash required 
14. Check make up in rear view mirror 
15. Retrieve cash and receipt 
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside 
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. Re-check make-up again 
19. Drive forward 2 feet 
20. Reverse back to cash machine 
21. Retrieve card 
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot 
provided 
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing 
behind 
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off 
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles, then, 
26. Release Parking Brake 
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I think that was written by a male.....I cannot tell, however, my wife does 
the
same thing!
DLReagan+