In a message dated 6/26/2002 6:38:37 AM Central Daylight Time, 
mward@... writes:

<< You're too late; it's already been done.  One of the slogans that Guiness
 used to use (maybe still do in Ireland) is "Drink Guiness -- It's Good for
 You."  Doesn't it figure that the Irish would go there??
  >>

DKD:  Some of my favorite adverts on British television were those for 
Murphy's Stout (Guinness's main competition in the UK).  They feature a young 
twenty-something Irish fellow with a carefree attitude about various, but 
nonetheless trivial misfortunes that happen to him, wherein he says with the 
same carefree grin at the end of each commercial... "But like me Murphy's, 
I'm not bitter."

I have to confess, that advert strikes a chord with me on many levels.

Cheers <hiccup>,
Daniel+