[faithandlife] TONSURES AND HAIRLESS CLERICS-

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From: charles scott <crscottblu@...>
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2003 13:38:51 -0800 (PST)

It is thinning a tad, but thank God, there is still
hair.

Some of you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fr.
Tom Flowers.  Now there is a gentleman who can grow
hair.

My childhood hero was Gabby Hayes.  He like Albert
Einstein and Dr. Zorba from Ben Casey were hair gods
in my younger years.  Then came the 60's and every
fool thought that he could grow hair.  The wimps even
wore curlers and used hair dye.  AAARRRGGGH!

If you can't grow hair, best to emulate Fr. Mike+.

Charles+


--- charles scott <crscottblu@...> wrote:
> Brothers+
> 
> A flash back to better days.
> 
>  "Hair"
> 
> She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy		Cm
> Abmaj7...Cm
> Eb
> I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.   
> Cm
> Ab; Cm Eb
> I'm hairy high and low,				Gm Eb 
> Don't ask me why; don't know! 		Gm Bb; Bb
> It's not for lack of bread			Gm Eb
> Like the Grateful Dead; darling		Gm Bb; (F-Bb)
> 
> Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair		Cm Ab
> Cm
> Eb
> Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen		Cm Ab Cm
> Eb
> Give me down to there, hair!				Gm Eb
> Shoulder length, longer (hair!)			Gm Bb
> Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy	Gm Eb;
> Gm Bb7
> 
> CHORUS:
> Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)	Cm Ab Cm
> Flow it, Show it; 				Eb Bb7
> Long as God can grow it, My Hair!		Eb7 Ab Bb7, Eb
> Bb11
> 
> Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
> Cm Ab Cm Eb
> Give a home to the fleas in my hair				Cm Ab Cm Eb
> A home for fleas, a hive for bees				Gm Eb; Gm Bb
> A nest for birds, there ain't no words			Gm; Eb
> For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my 		Gm
> Bb7
> 
> CHORUS
> 
> I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy		Dm7 G7
> Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty		Dm7 G7
> Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining			Gm Cm
> Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen		Gm Cm
> Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided  
> Cm7
> F7; Cm7 F7
> Powdered, flowered, and confettied			Cm7 F7
> Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!	Cm F7
> Bb7
> 
> O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,	Eb Bb
> Then my hair's too short!				Bb
> Down to here, down to there,		Eb Cm
> Down to where, down to there;		Eb Cm
> It stops by itself! 				Bb
> doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot (repeat: no
> chord)
> 
> They'll be ga-ga at the go-go			Cm Ab 
> when they see me in my toga			Cm Eb
> My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
> Cm
> Ab Cm Eb
> My hair like Jesus wore it				Gm Eb
> Hallelujah I adore it					Gm Bb7
> Hallelujah Mary loved her son			Gm Eb
> Why don't my Mother love me?			Gm Bb7
> 
> CHORUS:
> Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)	Cm Ab Cm
> Flow it, Show it; 				Eb Bb7
> Long as God can grow it, My Hair!		Eb7 Ab Bb7, Eb
> Bb11
> 
> 
> 
> --- "William H. Perkins, Jr.+"
> <wperkin2@...> wrote:
> > Mike+:
> > 
> > I noticed that too.
> > 
> > Bill+
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Michael Ward" <mward@...>
> > To: <faithandlife@...>
> > Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 1:47 PM
> > Subject: RE: [FaithandLife] No structure modelled
> on
> > papal authority will
> > ever work
> > 
> > 
> > > Bill+
> > >
> > > <snip>I think we should all have Irish tonsure's
> > but then again Mike+
> > > and I already have ours!
> > >
> > > And I did notice at Synod this year that a few
> > more are moving in that
> > > direction!
> > >
> > > MLW+
> > >
> > >
> >

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