That was one big OUCH!
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "charles scott" <crscottblu@...>
To: <faithandlife@...>
Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 3:56 PM
Subject: [FaithandLife] Late one dark and rainy night


> Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home
> alone when he hears a...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> behind him.
>
> Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image
> of an upright
>
> coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
> towards him.
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the
> coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
>
> faster...
>
> faster...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP....
>
> BUMP.
>
> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
> the door,
>
> rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
>
> However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the
> lid of the coffin clapping ..
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> on the heels of the terrified man...
>
> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
> himself in.
>
> His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath
> is coming in sobbing gasps.
>
> With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
> door.
>
> Bumping and clapping towards him.
>
> The man screams and reaches for something heavy,
> anything ..
>
> his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN
> .
>
> Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can
> at the apparition,
>
> and...
>
> ...
>
> ...
>
> the coffin stops.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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