>   Rev & Dear Father: Consider it done. We will put these two parishioners
> on the diptychs.

JVDB:  Pray tell me, what are "diptychs"?

> Please anoint them with holy oil ASAP and see if things
> do not improve.

JVDB:  This has been done and was done again yesterday at the Holy
Eucharist.

>  Blessings and Happy Boxing Day

JVDB:  Didn't think anyone would ever wish me a Happy boxing Day this side
of the pond...

Thank you and may our gracious God and King bless y'all richly throughout
the coming year.

Fr. J.