Cobbed from CANN on Thursday but deserving of a chuckle on PPPFunny
Friday

COMMENT via e-mail:

 "Pesky purple prelates perniciously perverted provisions providing parishes pastoral preference for priorities present in the paradosis of the patriarchs, preferring pluralism for people precipitously perched on a parapet peering into perdition as permanentpayment for plentiful peccadillos. Pluriform purple pastors protested pleas to provide preferred prelates, presumptuously placing pejorative preparations in the path of perplexed parishes. 

It is a plentiful pile of pure porpoise poop. Why do they think a bare majority is required to change the faith and a super majority required to maintain it?" ... (E-mail)