Item 1: What has four legs, is grey and has a trunk?
Wrong--it is a mouse on vacation.

Item 2: little child and a Daddy/Priest.
Little Child: What are you doing, Daddy?
Response:  I am preparing a sermon for next Sunday.
Little Child after a pause:  What are you writing?
Response: I am writing the words of Jesus.
Little Child after a long pause: If you are writing the
words of Jesus, how come you make so many corrections?

Item 3:
From "The Christian Challenge," volume XLII, No. 5
Titiled simply "Bishop Robinson" (with apologies to 
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel) sung to the tune of
"Mrs. Robinson," theme from "The Graduate."

CHORUS
And here's to you, Bishop Robinson,
Jesus doesn't just love the hetero (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Bishop Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who stray.
(I'm okay, you're okay!)

VERSE
We'd like to share a little bit about you from our files,
Like how you left your girls and wife,
Looked around and found that you'd prefer to be with guys,
Ever since you've had a boyfriend in your life.

REPEART CHORUS after every verse

The Bible's in a hiding place where no one ever goes,
Put in the pantry with your special cupcakes,
It's a little secret book that no one ever reads,
Most of all, you've got hide it from the kids.

Coo, coo ca-choo, Bishop Robinson,
Jesus doesn't care which way you go, (wo, wo, wo)
Do what you please, Bishop Robinson,
You're the master of your ship, today.
(Black and what, turn to grey).

What's next for the Episcopalians?
It doesn't matter what we do (Woo-Woo-Woo)
What that you say, Bishop Robinson?
Let's ordain some Muslum priests, today.
(Hey, hey, hey---it's okay).
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DLReagan+

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