Speaking of Bi-partisan funnies, Ya'll should check out www.jibjab.com for an extremely hilarious jab at both of the contenders. If you have dial-up internet service, it will probably take about 10 minutes to upload to your computer, so let not your heart be troubled. Blessings, Erich+ ----- Original Message ----- From: <chasrscott@...> To: <faithandlife@...> Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 1:17 PM Subject: [FaithandLife] FRIDAY FUNNIES THE MORNING AFTER > > FRIDAY FUNNIES THE MORNING AFTER > > Sometimes its just too easy. If Americans could just relax and enjoy the show (I'm referring to the current crazy political season), a good laugh might reduce blood pressures. > > This is a bi-partisan funny, so please put away the darts. > > The anti-war party, the Democrates, had more army brass and war heroes at the convention than would fit on the stage. That passing strange message must have Al Sharpton confused. He must have thought, am I at the right convention? > > The choice of also rans for vice president has been hilarious. The anti-war Democrats made a bid for Senator McCain., then settled for Opie. President Bush, at least at present, is putting forth the image of being stable and sure by dancing with the partner who accompanied him to the ball. Some of his supporters are wondering about the political wisdom of that decision. I think perhaps Bush is right; maybe Darth Vader will scare the Islamic radicals back to their caves. As one Republican observed in regard to Dick Cheney, he is dark. > > Consider the presidents options, should he decide that his brother is too heavy to carry in a battle with a war hero and Opie. If Bush did try to bring a fresh face to the Republican Convention, he might try to Out-Kerry Kerry. Kerry attempted to woo a Republican, Senator McCain in hopes of winning pro-military people and moderate Republicans. Bush could retaliate by reaching for someone who could bring in the women's votes and some Democrats. He might choose Teresa Kerry or Hilary Clinton. The possible issue from that political union are too weird to contemplate. > > It is all so confusing as both parties try to huddle toward the middle in hopes of winning that 5% of middle, muddled, undecided Americans. > > Cheers on this Funny Friday as I duck and run. > > Charles+ > > -- > To unsubscribe, send ANY message to: faithandlife-unsubscribe@... >