The only humor I can see in this political election is that it may be
preparing me for heaven.  For the mere thought that one particular candidate
might actually win scares the hell out of me.

John+


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From: <chasrscott@...>
To: <faithandlife@...>
Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 1:17 PM
Subject: [FaithandLife] FRIDAY FUNNIES THE MORNING AFTER


>
> FRIDAY FUNNIES THE MORNING AFTER
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> Sometimes its just too easy.  If Americans could just relax and enjoy the
show (I'm referring to the current crazy political season), a good laugh
might reduce blood pressures.
>
> This is a bi-partisan funny, so please put away the darts.
>
> The anti-war party, the Democrates, had more army brass and war heroes at
the convention than would fit on the stage.  That passing strange message
must have Al Sharpton confused.  He must have thought, am I at the right
convention?
>
> The choice of also rans for vice president has been hilarious.  The
anti-war Democrats made a bid for Senator McCain., then settled for Opie.
President Bush, at least at present, is putting forth the image of being
stable and sure by dancing with the partner who accompanied him  to the
ball.   Some of his supporters are wondering about the political wisdom of
that decision.   I think perhaps Bush is right; maybe Darth Vader will scare
the Islamic radicals back to their caves.  As one Republican observed in
regard to Dick Cheney,  he is dark.
>
> Consider the presidents options, should he decide that his brother is too
heavy to carry in a battle with a war hero and Opie.  If Bush did try to
bring a fresh face to the Republican Convention, he might try to Out-Kerry
Kerry.  Kerry attempted to woo a Republican, Senator McCain in hopes of
winning pro-military people and moderate Republicans.  Bush could retaliate
by reaching for someone who could bring in the women's votes and some
Democrats.  He might choose Teresa Kerry or Hilary Clinton.   The possible
issue from that political union are too weird to contemplate.
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> It is all so confusing as both parties try to huddle toward the middle in
hopes of winning that 5% of middle, muddled, undecided Americans.
>
> Cheers on this Funny Friday as I duck and run.
>
> Charles+
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