Brothers+

There are some small communities in Southern Indiana
where one will encounter horse drawn buggies.

Whether in buggies or not, nearly every family has a
dog that often travels with them in whatever vehicle.

Charles+
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An old farmer was on his way for a night out on the
town. He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had
his favourite horse pulling the buggy, and was
on his way. He had just rounded a curve when a
speeding Mercedes ran into the back of his rig, wiping
him out.

After months recovering he finally had his day in
court. The defense called the local sheriff as a
witness.

The defense lawyer asked, "Did the plaintiff have
anything to say when you approached him at the scene
of the accident?"

The sheriff replied, "Yes sir. The plaintiff said, 'I
never felt better.'"

The plaintiff's lawyer was very upset at this, and
whispered to the farmer, "Did you really say that?"

"I sure did, but don't worry, just put me on the
stand," he replied.

So, the plaintiff's lawyer called the farmer and
asked, "Did you really say,
you 'never felt better?'"

The farmer replied, "I sure did. But you gotta
understand. When the sheriff came in on the scene, he
went over to my dog who was badly injured, bleeding
and looked down at him, shook his head, then shot the
dog.

Then he walked over to my horse who had three broken
legs, really hurt bad, looked down at him, shook his
head, then shot the horse.

Then the sheriff came over to me, looked down at me
and asked how I felt. So of course, I replied, "I
never felt better!"

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