Brothers:

I'm a little fuddled since I awoke at an unreasonable hour.  Some sort of noise on the roof.  

After deciding not to put the coffee on, my next thought was to check for messages before returning to a long winter's nap.
Lots of politically correct seasons greetings from those helpful folks at the finance companies. 

It occurred to me as I read the greetings it might help if we collaborated on politically correct Seasons Greetings for the hearing impaired.  Great idea.  Nothing like being up early to take advantage of the peak time of one's mental processes.  Yesss.

Being somewhat hard of hearing, it would benefit me if I had a little check list of translations of what I think I hear.  These have to help.

Please add to the list.

And Have a Nappy and a Hairy!!  You hear?

Hmmmm.  Might be we need a list for those who hear dyslexically.

Charles+
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LIST OF PHRASES FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED


FLEAS NA BID NA
The vet said Beagle had no fleas?


MAAAAREEEE  CHRIS  MUSSSHHH
Breakfast call for Marie and Chris?


HOPPY NEW YER?
You got a toad for Christmas?

HAVE A NAPPY AND A HAIRY!!
You don't like my new do?

YOU HEAR?
Yes, I'm here, sorry to be running a little late.
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