[faithandlife] TURKEY TOONS

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From: "Charles Scott" <crscott@...>
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 01:01:57 +0000
TURKEY TOONS

Brothers:

Turkey day has spawned some funny toons this year.

My favorite is the t.v. ad for some phone service in which a lady, who 
undoubtedly has an MBA and is unfamiliar with the kitchen, is talking to her 
mother via telephone about how to prepare the feast.

She says, "Put my hand in what?   Pull out the What, What?"

Smililarly a in today's Enquirer a tot is watching mom up to her elbow in a 
turkey pulling out the giblets.  The tot says, "They're searching 
everybody."

I would send that one to Don Ashcroft, but he's  pissed off because the 
President granted amnesty to a female turkey without searching the giblets.  
Any further provocation might land me in the pokey with bread, water, and 
noooo turkey.

Tomorrow, at the giving of thanks, lets remember each other with gratitude.

Charles





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