TURKEY TOONS Brothers: Turkey day has spawned some funny toons this year. My favorite is the t.v. ad for some phone service in which a lady, who undoubtedly has an MBA and is unfamiliar with the kitchen, is talking to her mother via telephone about how to prepare the feast. She says, "Put my hand in what? Pull out the What, What?" Smililarly a in today's Enquirer a tot is watching mom up to her elbow in a turkey pulling out the giblets. The tot says, "They're searching everybody." I would send that one to Don Ashcroft, but he's pissed off because the President granted amnesty to a female turkey without searching the giblets. Any further provocation might land me in the pokey with bread, water, and noooo turkey. Tomorrow, at the giving of thanks, lets remember each other with gratitude. Charles _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963