Today as I was coming home, I came to a four way stop
that is near my house. I was about to proceed across
the intersection when I heard a siren. 

I looked down the street and noticed an ambulance
approaching. So, I waited for an ambulance to pass by
in front of me on the cross street. Just about the
time he entered the intersection the car on the
opposite side of the intersection from me became
impatient and started out into the intersection right
in front of the ambulance!

Well the ambulance swerved violently just missing the
impatient idiot who pulled out in front of him. But
when the ambulance swerved their back door flew open
and a box dropped out on the street. Well I was
the only one left in the intersection.

Thinking the box might have been important I put my
car in Park and ranout into the intersection to
retrieve the box. I thought I might be able
to get it to the ambulance somehow. It was kind of
heavy. I had no idea what was inside.

On the way back to my car I opened the box. My mouth
must have dropped open in amazement. Inside the box
was somebody's big toe packed in ice!

Oh my goodness! I thought!!! The guy who this belongs
to must be in that ambulance that just went by.

Quick as a flash I formulated an action plan. What did
I do then you might ask? 

Well I did what any responsible adult would do. I
called a toe truck!
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If you read this far, you have my sympathies on a
funny Friday.

Charles

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