Phil, you're lucky that's all she did! Joe Phil Yates wrote: > >> Why don't you change the QWERTY keyboard while you're at it ? > > > > I probably would if I could, since I'm not a whole lot better at typing > > that a hunt/pecker. (That should explode in my face) But I've been pretty > > good with my prognostications over the years. I'm usually about 5 years > > ahead of time - not that our concept of time will be changed by then, but > > I didn't say it would. I just feel it should. > > > > Joe Wilkins > > My wife types like a chicken, just as you describe above. I once loaded up > the Python sound additive to my Mac, which plays a sound every time you hit > a key. I just patched the sound files to a chicken peck, and .. > > She hit me.