Great jokes, Craig .....  they made me laugh out loud!!!

Jerry L.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Craig Ledbetter" <craigled@...>
To: "Pastorsforum@Associate. Com" <pastorsforum@...>
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 7:03 PM
Subject: [PastorsForum] Blonde jokes.....for your entertainment


> Ok guys,
> I LOVED these and never heard them before, so maybe they will lift some of
> our mean spirited discussions for a few moments!
>
> I hope NONE of you get offended. We wouldn't want that now!
>
> Pastor Craig Ledbetter
> Ireland
>
>
> RIVER WALK
>
> There's this blonde out for a walk.  She comes to a
> river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
>
> "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other
> side?"
>
> The second blonde looks up the river then down the
> river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>
>
>
>
>
> IN A VACUUM
>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was
> her turn.
>
> She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
>
> Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone
> Calls your name, can you hear it?"
>
> She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or
> off?"
>
>
>
>
>
> FINAL EXAM
>
> The blonde reported for her university final examination that consisted of
> yes/no type questions.  She took her seat in the examination hall, stared
at
> the exam for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, took out her
> purse, removed a coin and started tossing the coin, marking the answer
> sheet:
>
> "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.  Within half an hour she is all done,
> whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last
few
> minute's she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and
sweating.
>
> The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. "I
> finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
>
>
>
>
> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and
> asked her what their names were.
>
> The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
> Timex.
>
> Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
>
> "HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
>
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