bahahahahaha

> Where is Brother Hughes to add in ooooohhhhhhh spooooky! To entertain you a bit here is my 
> response:
>  DP and JL have to turn on their Clingon cloaking devices to make themselves invisible. They 
> sneak up to you, but you don't know they are there because they are invisible and a part of the 
> invisible church. They grab you, but you don't know what is happening - it is like you are floating 
> on air becuase they are invisible. They take you before the judge who is wearing his best robe 
> in the "Emperor's New Clothes" Line. They then make invisible charges against you. DW who 
> is your Lawyer, you can't see him either though because he too is a member of the invisible 
> church, argues the best he can till he is blue in the face ... at least that is the color it would be if 
> you could see him. Derick, Charlie, Mike and myself are the invisible Jury. We decide if the 
> visible charges against you are really true or maybe they are just invisible (not there). We 
> deliberate in the invisible room behind the invisible courtroom and finally on a tie breaker by the 
> invisible 5th juror we decide to have mercy on you since you are in Canada where the invisible 
> church is sure to be peresecuted sooner than here in the USA (as it is already happening there). 
> We say Not Guilty by reason of invisibility - ya see because you are a member of the invisible 
> church too. The Judge agrees and lets you go and we all sing Amazing Grace accompanied by 
> invisible bagpipes (you wouldn't expect me to use real instruments would you). 
> 
> Hope this answers your question.
> 
> PS if you were found guilty we would have given you an invisible punishment and that really 
> wouldn't have hurt too bad.  :-) 
> 
> Peace Brother,
> STeve
> 
> Jeff & Regena in Northern BC wrote:
>     Soo if
>     
>       
>         We are family members!
>     ...... and members of Christ Church together.  ;-) 
>     
>     Peace,
>         
>     
>     How is Church discipline carry out in the Uni. Invis. Church?
>     
>     I have offended David P. and he gets Jerry L.   How do they approach 
>     me.
>     
>     I will not hear these two SBC pastors,  So how do they take me before 
>     the Uni. Invis. Church.
>     
>     How does this happen?
>     
>     Or do the Uni. Invis Church folks just don't practise Church Discipline.
>     
>     
>     Pastor Jeff Hallmark   SPRUCELAND BAPTIST CHURCH
>     ~~~Presenting the Prince of Peace to Prince George~~~
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~~~Presenting the Prince of Peace to Prince George~~~