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From: Pete Beaumont <furbies@...>
Date: Sun, 9 May 2004 14:15:11 +1000
THINGS TO DO AT KMART (or similiar) WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE 
THEIR OWN SWEET TIME



1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they 
aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I 
think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.



5. Put some M&M's on lay-by.



6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.



7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only 
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.



8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why 
won't you people leave me alone."



9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you 
pick your nose or scratch yourself.



10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission 
Impossible.'



11. While handling knives in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he 
knows where the anti-depressants are.



12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different 
size funnels.



13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"



14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal 
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"



15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of 
toilet paper in here!"


Pete...                          (the other one)

			"No Vatican. No Taliban."